ITS STAFF APPRECIATION PARTY
                    
      
  TOP 10 REASONS TO HAVE A STAFF APPRECIATION PARTY

10. Because no one else will have it for us.
9. Because Mark just loves to throw money around.
8. For two hours of freedom from video and audio surveillance.
7. To trap you in a room with a camera-happy writer.
6. Because everyone knows that party food has no calories.
5. Because people really love a party with no booze.
4. To remind the former "acting" V.P. that he’s "real" now--so we want "real" money.
3. To try to separate Scott from Gregg for two hours.
2. To drive the party committee insane.

And the #1 reason to have a Staff Appreciation party………..

*** THIS IS YOUR RAISE ***

 

 
 

 

 

 

     
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