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10. Because no one else will
have it for us.
9. Because Mark just loves to throw money around.
8. For two hours of freedom from video and audio
surveillance.
7. To trap you in a room with a camera-happy writer.
6. Because everyone knows that party food has
no calories.
5. Because people really love a party with no
booze.
4. To remind
the former "acting" V.P. that he’s "real"
now--so
we want "real" money.
3. To try to separate Scott from Gregg for two
hours.
2. To drive the party committee insane.
And
the #1 reason to have a Staff Appreciation
party………..
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THIS IS YOUR RAISE ***
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